December 2011
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friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Girls (125)
The Strokes (32)
Ty Segall (30)
Arctic Monkeys (29)
Deerhunter (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
stormcloud:
apparently 2011 had the lowest amount of suicides since the 1970s.
are we going to let the 70s win
everyone kill yourselves and teach those hippies a lesson
100newfears:
i wish there was a guy like Tate for me, who would sacrifice so much to rape my mom and shoot his classmates
one day i’ll find my sweet ghost prince
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2011 year in review
sestet:
it sucked
me: i respect everyone's opinions
someone: your favorite band is shit
me: you must want to die you ignorant fuck
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
She & Him (13)
Grizzly Bear (12)
Ty Segall (8)
The Strokes (7)
Harlem Shakes (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
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me: merry christmas
someone: um EXCUSE ME my mother's first husbands wife's mother was raised by a jewish father so please don't say that it offends me
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bangst:
Billie Holiday - Ill be Seeing You
...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Ty Segall (28)
Grizzly Bear (17)
The Velvet Underground (14)
Real Estate (7)
Tyler, the Creator (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Boy: there are 206 bones in the body. want 1 more?
Girl: ohhhhhh sure ;)))
Boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow.
sanfran:
fun drinking game
every time someone doesnt reply to a text chug a bottle of vodka and take 10 advil
