February 2012
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jamiephillipcook:
in a shocking turn of events arctic monkeys collect every grammy for their album ‘humbug’, despite the album having been released in 2009 and the band not being nominated nor invited to the ceremony. ’humbug’ is later dubbed by everyone in the music industry as “the best album to ever have existed”
shadesofblueandred:
and satan said
“let there be weekday concerts”
January 2012
blamscuits:
do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
Andrew Talks About His First Time Having Sex
Gibby: So you were saying you didn't have sex till college [laughs].
Andrew: Yeah
Gibby: Sophmore year?
Andrew: Yeah. It was the end of my sophmore year. It was with an older girl.
Gibby: Awesome. Like 2 years older or like 35?
Andrew: 2 years older.
Gibby: Did she give you a blowjob?
Andrew: Yeah, I think so. Couple of times. It wasn't that much but...
Gibby: What do you mean? I said "Did she give you a blow job?" and you go "It wasn't that much..."
Andrew: I meant often.
Gibby: You're turning red for the note.
Andrew: I haven't said anything incriminating yet have I?
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“My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may...”
– A love note written by Alex Turner to Alexa Chung (via iwantabrickbybrick)
me at school: Ill work on this at home
me at home: Ill work on this at school
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100newfears:
choosing what outfits to wear during the coachella livestream
“Always deny the apocalypse, John. You’ll usually be right, and when you’re...”
– John Green’s professor to him when John was worrying about the Y2K bug. (via awordnerd) (via ohheysarahk) (via effyeahnerdfighters)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2012-1-1) →
Arctic Monkeys (83)
The xx (11)
The Strokes (11)
Ty Segall (10)
Vampire Weekend (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
December 2011
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friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Girls (125)
The Strokes (32)
Ty Segall (30)
Arctic Monkeys (29)
Deerhunter (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
stormcloud:
apparently 2011 had the lowest amount of suicides since the 1970s.
are we going to let the 70s win
everyone kill yourselves and teach those hippies a lesson
100newfears:
i wish there was a guy like Tate for me, who would sacrifice so much to rape my mom and shoot his classmates
one day i’ll find my sweet ghost prince
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